Tuesday, November 24, 2009
11/24/2009 - It (Almost) Never Rains in California. Much.
Everybody knows about the weather in California: it never rains, right? Well, it's pretty nice right here, right now. We had some rain and a few days of cold, but now it seems like we're on track for a brilliantly clear, 70-degree Thanksgiving. Neener.
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Care for a California Fiesta? Me too. Mine has significantly less peaches and Miracle Whip, and significantly more cerveza, but then I own Weird.
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Some quick business: as posted on the 15th, Shar's BFF Holly got very sick very fast. The consensus by the vets involved is that she would have died, had she not been brought to the doggie ER. Today, I'm happy to report, she's back in action, and every bit as bouncy and ill-behaved as she ever was. The verdict was anaphlylactic shock from a Black Widow bite (the Black Widow part is not 100%, but the only suspect going.) This is probably what killed my in-laws' big Rottie boy Samson. We still miss Samson - please, if your dog is sick, don't wait. Most dogs will not show how sick they are until it's almost too late. This is a pack defense. The weak dog gets left behind. Don't appear weak.
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Okay. Now for something completely different: Is your day too normal? My condolences. Allow me to be of some assistance:
Russian dolls? I mean, come on... RUSSIAN DOLLS? It's like oysters (I heard this from a comedian, can't remember who). Somebody had to pick up an oyster once, thousands upon thousands of years ago, examine the creature inside the shell (which has an awful resemblance to a wad of aging snot) and say "Mmmmm! I gotta put this in my MOUTH!"
Someone picked up a Theremin (?? A strange enough device on its own) in one hand, and a Russian doll in the other, and had one of those "you got chocolate in my peanut butter" moments.
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Reposting from Neil Gaiman's blog - just about the cutest children's story I've seen in a very long time: "Eric" by Shaun Tan. Proof positive that writing for children can be more elegantly constructed and illustrated than most of what hits the shelves for grown-ups in any given decade. The genre is not for the faint of heart, is all I have to say.
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Seriously. Ugliest. Dress. Ever. From one of my happier blog discoveries, Found in Mom's Basement.
Set your mind at ease. This is a fashion of the not-terribly-lamented 80's; I think "The Room" mentioned may have had padding on the walls. The dress will (in all probability) not show up again.
The site is definitely worth a peruse or two, if you're into vintage ephemera (ie, antique paper advertising).
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Here's another one, because I can't seem to make myself stop. I knew there was a reason I never went to any of the proms or dances.
My eyes. They bleed.
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Writing Aedahn today - third book of the Sidhe Trilogy I'm working on. Honestly, I should stop calling it a trilogy. I just started a "book" (more a collection of notes, at this point) for two more characters, not necessarily because they're going to get their own, but I needed some place to put their crap. Still, this all smells like it's going to stretch beyond three books, is all I'm saying.
Aedahn is the violent one, bless his little cotton socks. I always have to be heading towards or in a certain time of month, I kid you not, before I can write him.
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We're off to Thanksgiving at Jeff's mom and stepdad's house tomorrow. Today, for some complex reason, they decided it would be a good time to remodel the kitchen. Carol is a gourmet chef, so the kitchen is a huge place vis-a-vis Thanksgiving, for her. One has to wonder. Anyway, Jeff's going over to help them work on the kitchen today, and he's going back on Saturday to help them install windows. No. Not MS. Anderson.
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Ok, off now. Otherworld beckons.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
11/15/2009 - Shar Update and Other Things on a Lovely Sunday Morning
Most of the music I listen to is evocative of moods. To translate, I like hard angry rock and introspective classical and dangerous/powerful movie themes and anything else I can use to write in my head.
For blog writing, I dip into my funky old jazz - anime themes from just about anywhere in the 70's, Vince Guaraldi - click here for a sampling of his music...
Vince Guaraldi. Oh yah. Vince is for when it's rainy out, or for when it's cold and I'm taking the light rail... the point being, anytime my soul needs warming, that's when I go to old Vince. Yup. Vince is my Go-To Soul Warmer.
Um... Things going on. Let's see:
Update on Shar: Shar is becoming a teenager, and that is not without its hazards. Point in case: Friday, while on my way to pick up my niece and head to Morgan Hill, Shar had something of an accident in the back of the truck, of the Number 1 variety.
Now, Shar is a big dog. She eats four cups of dog food at a sitting - that's EIGHT CUPS per day, campers. When she poops, it's like finding logs all over the back yard. When she pees...
Gallons. I got mad and yelled, but she was so horrified, I don't know, maybe from the smell, or because she wasn't going to sit in her own pee, that she launched herself into the front seat of the truck and tried to crowd herself through the window.
My truck weighs almost 4 tons - 7400 lbs or something like that. I had to have it weighed to register it. Losing control and crashing into somebody's Hyundai is NOT an option... Well, not for THEM in any case.
I have to give myself some credit here. It took no small degree of proficiency in Mommy Emergency training to accept that gallons of pee had just happened all over the back seat, that my 90lb dog was trying to climb into my lap, and that the truck was going to have to come to an orderly stop at some point in the extremely immediate future.
Which it did. I couldn't clean anything out, of course, and I have to admit to being thankful that I keep a ton of crap in the truck, because as it turns out, I had not one, not two, but THREE blankets handy. One went on the bottom, to soak up the offending substance, one went in the middle as a buffer, and the third was for Shar to lay on.
We made it down to Morgan Hill with all our stuff crammed in the front, and with the windows wide open. It was nasty cold.
I have to admit to some blame in this. No, I tell an untruth - I have to admit to all the blame. Shar, of EVERY dog I've ever rescued or owned, will NOT whine, no matter what, no matter how bad she needs to go pee. It was my fault because I got to talking with my mother-in-law and her best friend before we left, and forgot to take Shar out to go poddy. Shar waited as long as she could, but she just couldn't stand it anymore.
We got to Morgan Hill after dark, and Shar got to play with her Rottie BFF Holly. I know for a fact they were playing on Friday night just like they always do because when I called Shar into the trailer for bedtime, all the hair around her face was wet and stringy. Both Holly and Shar chew on each other's head as they play, with the result that their heads get slimy.
(Okay, reason #167 why you should NOT get a dog unless you're completely insane: Jeff just walked past the bathroom, which is where we keep the kitty litter pan. He shouted out, "Oh boy, looks like SOMEONE has been playing in the kitty litter pan again!"
GAG!!! Shar was standing about a foot away from me, looking at me when Jeff said this. She gave me her best "huh?" stare, and then calmly licked her lips. EYEEEWWWWW!!! )
So, on with my Holly/Shar story. Saturday mornings I can always tell when Holly's owners let her out of their apartment, because she immediately comes to my trailer door, bounces on the step so that the whole trailer shakes, and "talks" for a while. (Rotties are very vocal - they growl and whine and "talk" all the time. If you've never been around a Rottie, don't be scared to death if you meet one and it growls at you while madly wagging the stump of its tail - it's just saying 'howdyplayplayplayplay?!'). It's hilarious - it's just like when Elise's friend Wynter comes over, knocks on our door and asks if Elise can play.
Shar will climb out of the lower bunk, which is her "crate" when she's in the trailer, and go stand at the door. I'll climb out of bed, let her out to play, at which point Holly will take the opportunity to bounce multiple times with renewed vigor upon the step, and to slime me as completely as possible, just so I know for sure she loves me. I'll then have to clean myself off and climb back in bed because, usually, I went to bed around 2am and have only got 3-4 hours of sleep. Frequently, I don't succeed in getting back to sleep, but that's another story.
This last Saturday, I let Shar out before Holly came, so I never so Holly. When I did, finally, her head was drooping, she could hardly move, and she looked like she was in incredible pain.
Long story short, after many hours and $1200 bucks at the emergency vet in SJ, Holly's owners found out she had gone into anaphylactic shock, possibly from a spider bite or from chewing on an oleander stick. Holly chews on everything: rocks, sticks, oak galls, my door mat, everything.
John and Doris do have a huge woodpile in the back shed, and they do have a ton of Black Widow spiders all around the barn and the back yard, and it IS the country, so no surprise there. Poor Holly - everybody was really worried about her and fussing over her, and I think Shar was really upset. She kept charging into everyone's face, trying to get attention, and not understanding why they pushed her away, or why her best friend wouldn't get up and play with her. It strikes me she was very like a three-year-old human kid, faced with a crisis they didn't understand, desperately trying to get the grown-ups to reassure her. I kept calling her back to my side and getting her to sit, and I would just stroke her head and try to talk calmly to her to reassure her. That seemed to help.
Shar was really bummed the rest of the day. She slept on the piece of foam Holly had been laying on, and wouldn't be budged off it, and then when it got dark, she wouldn't go outside but staying in her bunk in the trailer, her head on her paws, every so often giving a mournful sigh.
Today, like most young kids, she's (mostly) bounced back. I've promised her a really long walk since she didn't get to exhaust herself with Holly the way she's used to doing.
Oh, this is so sad! She keeps finding her toys - the "armadodo", the "hippopototomus", the red "Clifford" slipper that doesn't fit Elise anymore, her rope dolly - and bringing them to me to play with her. I play for a bit, but I'm trying to finish the blog entry, and I just can't play as wildly as Holly does. Well, we're going for a walk as soon as the iPod is charged up. That should help.
I was going to add a few more things today, but this has gotten wordy enough as it is. I'll try to take some Shar pictures later and add them.
For blog writing, I dip into my funky old jazz - anime themes from just about anywhere in the 70's, Vince Guaraldi - click here for a sampling of his music...
Vince Guaraldi. Oh yah. Vince is for when it's rainy out, or for when it's cold and I'm taking the light rail... the point being, anytime my soul needs warming, that's when I go to old Vince. Yup. Vince is my Go-To Soul Warmer.
Um... Things going on. Let's see:
Update on Shar: Shar is becoming a teenager, and that is not without its hazards. Point in case: Friday, while on my way to pick up my niece and head to Morgan Hill, Shar had something of an accident in the back of the truck, of the Number 1 variety.
Now, Shar is a big dog. She eats four cups of dog food at a sitting - that's EIGHT CUPS per day, campers. When she poops, it's like finding logs all over the back yard. When she pees...
Gallons. I got mad and yelled, but she was so horrified, I don't know, maybe from the smell, or because she wasn't going to sit in her own pee, that she launched herself into the front seat of the truck and tried to crowd herself through the window.
My truck weighs almost 4 tons - 7400 lbs or something like that. I had to have it weighed to register it. Losing control and crashing into somebody's Hyundai is NOT an option... Well, not for THEM in any case.
I have to give myself some credit here. It took no small degree of proficiency in Mommy Emergency training to accept that gallons of pee had just happened all over the back seat, that my 90lb dog was trying to climb into my lap, and that the truck was going to have to come to an orderly stop at some point in the extremely immediate future.
Which it did. I couldn't clean anything out, of course, and I have to admit to being thankful that I keep a ton of crap in the truck, because as it turns out, I had not one, not two, but THREE blankets handy. One went on the bottom, to soak up the offending substance, one went in the middle as a buffer, and the third was for Shar to lay on.
We made it down to Morgan Hill with all our stuff crammed in the front, and with the windows wide open. It was nasty cold.
I have to admit to some blame in this. No, I tell an untruth - I have to admit to all the blame. Shar, of EVERY dog I've ever rescued or owned, will NOT whine, no matter what, no matter how bad she needs to go pee. It was my fault because I got to talking with my mother-in-law and her best friend before we left, and forgot to take Shar out to go poddy. Shar waited as long as she could, but she just couldn't stand it anymore.
We got to Morgan Hill after dark, and Shar got to play with her Rottie BFF Holly. I know for a fact they were playing on Friday night just like they always do because when I called Shar into the trailer for bedtime, all the hair around her face was wet and stringy. Both Holly and Shar chew on each other's head as they play, with the result that their heads get slimy.
(Okay, reason #167 why you should NOT get a dog unless you're completely insane: Jeff just walked past the bathroom, which is where we keep the kitty litter pan. He shouted out, "Oh boy, looks like SOMEONE has been playing in the kitty litter pan again!"
GAG!!! Shar was standing about a foot away from me, looking at me when Jeff said this. She gave me her best "huh?" stare, and then calmly licked her lips. EYEEEWWWWW!!! )
So, on with my Holly/Shar story. Saturday mornings I can always tell when Holly's owners let her out of their apartment, because she immediately comes to my trailer door, bounces on the step so that the whole trailer shakes, and "talks" for a while. (Rotties are very vocal - they growl and whine and "talk" all the time. If you've never been around a Rottie, don't be scared to death if you meet one and it growls at you while madly wagging the stump of its tail - it's just saying 'howdyplayplayplayplay?!'). It's hilarious - it's just like when Elise's friend Wynter comes over, knocks on our door and asks if Elise can play.
Shar will climb out of the lower bunk, which is her "crate" when she's in the trailer, and go stand at the door. I'll climb out of bed, let her out to play, at which point Holly will take the opportunity to bounce multiple times with renewed vigor upon the step, and to slime me as completely as possible, just so I know for sure she loves me. I'll then have to clean myself off and climb back in bed because, usually, I went to bed around 2am and have only got 3-4 hours of sleep. Frequently, I don't succeed in getting back to sleep, but that's another story.
This last Saturday, I let Shar out before Holly came, so I never so Holly. When I did, finally, her head was drooping, she could hardly move, and she looked like she was in incredible pain.
Long story short, after many hours and $1200 bucks at the emergency vet in SJ, Holly's owners found out she had gone into anaphylactic shock, possibly from a spider bite or from chewing on an oleander stick. Holly chews on everything: rocks, sticks, oak galls, my door mat, everything.
John and Doris do have a huge woodpile in the back shed, and they do have a ton of Black Widow spiders all around the barn and the back yard, and it IS the country, so no surprise there. Poor Holly - everybody was really worried about her and fussing over her, and I think Shar was really upset. She kept charging into everyone's face, trying to get attention, and not understanding why they pushed her away, or why her best friend wouldn't get up and play with her. It strikes me she was very like a three-year-old human kid, faced with a crisis they didn't understand, desperately trying to get the grown-ups to reassure her. I kept calling her back to my side and getting her to sit, and I would just stroke her head and try to talk calmly to her to reassure her. That seemed to help.
Shar was really bummed the rest of the day. She slept on the piece of foam Holly had been laying on, and wouldn't be budged off it, and then when it got dark, she wouldn't go outside but staying in her bunk in the trailer, her head on her paws, every so often giving a mournful sigh.
Today, like most young kids, she's (mostly) bounced back. I've promised her a really long walk since she didn't get to exhaust herself with Holly the way she's used to doing.
Oh, this is so sad! She keeps finding her toys - the "armadodo", the "hippopototomus", the red "Clifford" slipper that doesn't fit Elise anymore, her rope dolly - and bringing them to me to play with her. I play for a bit, but I'm trying to finish the blog entry, and I just can't play as wildly as Holly does. Well, we're going for a walk as soon as the iPod is charged up. That should help.
I was going to add a few more things today, but this has gotten wordy enough as it is. I'll try to take some Shar pictures later and add them.
Friday, November 13, 2009
11/13/2009 - Sitting Around the House Eating Bon Bons...

Or not. Having just said, "wow, I found all kinds of cool things for my blog", I'm now OUT of cool things... but decided to blog anyway.
Amanda Fucking Palmer. Okay, I lied. I did find something cool to share with y'all. I think I enjoy Amanda's whole being as much as I enjoy her music. She has a video posted on her site of her goofing off with her feet. What an enlightened personage. I love how she tattooed her eyebrows. When she gets older, she can let her eyebrows grow back and no one will know she had a tattoo. Not that I can imagine her ever being the kind of person who would deny her tattoo-ed-ness. She'd just be Amanda Palmer, not Amanda FUCKING Palmer. Check out her blog. Even better. I want to grow up to be like her, although I don't believe anyone will thank me for shaving off and tattooing on new eyebrows. The effect would JUST not be the same.
Elise is sick today - hacking cough, fever, lots of snot. She's so wonderfully matter-of-fact about it; she just came into the kitchen, saw that Shar the Gargantupuppy had cat litter on her muzzle (which can mean only one, very repugnant thing - that I don't need to bother scooping the cat box today) and promptly threw up. No fuss, no screaming and yelling, just barfed, then took herself off to the bathroom to clean up and brush her teeth. In response to my shouted "You okay?", she just said "Yup" with a bit of a laugh, and that was it. Eight years old. Already has shit under control. Now she's in the bedroom, having a careful lunch and watching Godzilla. She's laughing her head off about something, screaming at Godzilla to be careful.
I only mention this because my daughter is a blessing of contradictions, all of them unashamed, and because it's a dang hoot, sitting in the kitchen while the sixties music and Godzilla sound effects and really weird dialogue come rumbling down the hall, along with Elise occasionally shouting out "look OUT, Godzilla!!" I look up, and the Gargantupuppy is sacked out on the living room floor, her huge long legs sticking out like tree roots. Godzilla means nothing to her; his safety is not her concern. She dreams only of tonight, when she will get to see her Rottie friend Holly and play until she too is ready to barf.
Posting what I have of the three elf stories I've been writing, I think to Google Docs. In fact, I'm sure of it. Let me know if you're family/friends and want to read it, or any of my work. I think I'll put all my work up on Google Docs.
Dying my roots - my hair roots. On my head! Get a grip, people, sheesh! Chose a REALLY red color, and I'll have to reapply my blonde streaks. It's been, wow... 15 years since I was this red - and now there are not one but many shades of red to confuse and delight. The big four-six is a month away, give or take a smidgeon. How else is one to respond? I'm also thinking tattoo...
On that note, I hadn't realized how much the black hair had been depressing me, but it had. I felt old. I felt grayed and careworn and utterly unlovely. Okay, I weight 245 lbs, it's hard to feel lovely at the best of times, but the black hair WAS NOT doing all it could to be of assistance in this area.
The day I used the paint-stripper and removed it to reveal the shocking tri-color red, a million years and a thousand pounds lifted off my soul. I felt silly again, immature and goofy and is there really any other way to feel when one is staring down the business end of 50?
Okay, anyway, putting stuff up on Google docs now, and then I'm going to take off for errands and Morgan Hill. Ciao.
Friday, November 06, 2009
11/06/2009 - Some Odd Thoughts for Today
Ever notice, oh ye who blog, that right after you finish one blog, you find all kinds of cool shit for your next blog? Yesterday I found three or four things, almost immediately after I finished the entry for yesterday.
The first item of interest (and wow, it's a doozy!):
Don't ask me what prompted me to want to get directions from my house to Xinjiang Uygur, China... Please. I mean it. I'll have to actually go looking for a reason, and that will involve all kinds of psychic trauma, and we're all better off not going there. Suffice it, gentle readers, to say I did.
What I found was certainly quite eye-catching. To duplicate, do the following.
1) Go to Google Maps
2) Enter in San Jose as your starting point, and Xinjiang Uygur, China as your destination
3) Get driving directions
You get the following. Note carefully, the journey takes one, apparently, from San Jose, CA to Seattle, WA by car. One is then directed to KAYAK ACROSS THE OCEAN to Hawaii, navigate across the island before re-embarking in one's kayak to Japan, and thence, finally, to China.
View Larger Map
The humorous bit is contained in this part of the text directions:

Notice, I've been directed to kayak across the ocean. Next comes this bit:

Where I arrive in Hawaii, trek across the island, and then on again in my trusty kayak across the bosom of the Pacific Ocean once more:

Until I reach Japan! At this point, I'm instructed across the country to once more attack the challenges of the Pacific (at which point I think Google is either getting cocky, or its faith in my ocean-faring prowess is gaining ground). This time it directs me to use a Jet Ski! Of course, the planning is left up to me - I'm going to have to figure out a way to cart all that fuel, for one, but at least this time I can spare my arms, no?
Think I'm making this up? Really? Click on the map to get the text directions, if you don't believe me. Go on. I'll wait...
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Item of Interest #2:
As must be glaringly obvious, I am a huge fan of Neil Gaiman's work. His book, American Gods, will probably remain my favorite book for the rest of my life. Well, okay, that's a bit of an ambitious and possibly rather shortsighted statement to be made on my part, especially seeing as he keeps getting better and better with each new work he publishes, and seeing as I have not (yet) read the work of every author out there, but still...
In American Gods, there is a scene, and since I can't find my copy of the book, I can't tell you exactly where, in which Shadow, the main protagonist, puts a quarter into the slot of an old-fashioned automated diorama. This diorama portrays a drunk in a graveyard - as the scene unfolds, the drunk drinks from his bottle, and various ghosts and ghouls pop out around the diorama.
In traipsing around the web this morning, I've come across the website for the Musee Mecanique in San Francisco. The "Drunk In A Graveyard" Automaton is apparently located there... I say apparently because I've been watching YouTube videos from this place all morning, and no one has taken any video of it.
*Sigh*. I'm going to have to go there, aren't I? Just to get down to the truth of it all. Well, I stand firm. I will not be denied in my quest for this essentially useless but ever so cool bit of information. This is the same slightly masochistic set of instincts that's someday going to require me to visit the House on the Rock...
Seriously, go check out the link for this place. Play this music:
...while you watch the compilation of their favorite YouTube videos. You'll have nightmares for weeks - well, I will, anyway... The yummy kind that make for great stories.
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Item of Interest #3:
Neither here nor there, but it looked cool enough to mention: There's a zoo in Germany that houses a handful of Spectacled Bears. These bears have apparently lost all their fur as winter approaches, exactly when they should be growing a really thick coat. That's not the interesting part.


The interesting part is this: naked bears look like something out of the Pleistocene, almost sloth-like.
These kinds of things pique my interest; they're ways to think about something you see everyday, in a new, maybe almost alien light.
Okay, all. I'm off to pick up the Hiatt family scion from school, taking the Gargantupuppy with me for a bit of breeze up her might snoot.
Ciao, 'n shit...
The first item of interest (and wow, it's a doozy!):
Don't ask me what prompted me to want to get directions from my house to Xinjiang Uygur, China... Please. I mean it. I'll have to actually go looking for a reason, and that will involve all kinds of psychic trauma, and we're all better off not going there. Suffice it, gentle readers, to say I did.
What I found was certainly quite eye-catching. To duplicate, do the following.
1) Go to Google Maps
2) Enter in San Jose as your starting point, and Xinjiang Uygur, China as your destination
3) Get driving directions
You get the following. Note carefully, the journey takes one, apparently, from San Jose, CA to Seattle, WA by car. One is then directed to KAYAK ACROSS THE OCEAN to Hawaii, navigate across the island before re-embarking in one's kayak to Japan, and thence, finally, to China.
View Larger Map
The humorous bit is contained in this part of the text directions:
Notice, I've been directed to kayak across the ocean. Next comes this bit:
Where I arrive in Hawaii, trek across the island, and then on again in my trusty kayak across the bosom of the Pacific Ocean once more:
Until I reach Japan! At this point, I'm instructed across the country to once more attack the challenges of the Pacific (at which point I think Google is either getting cocky, or its faith in my ocean-faring prowess is gaining ground). This time it directs me to use a Jet Ski! Of course, the planning is left up to me - I'm going to have to figure out a way to cart all that fuel, for one, but at least this time I can spare my arms, no?
Think I'm making this up? Really? Click on the map to get the text directions, if you don't believe me. Go on. I'll wait...
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Item of Interest #2:
As must be glaringly obvious, I am a huge fan of Neil Gaiman's work. His book, American Gods, will probably remain my favorite book for the rest of my life. Well, okay, that's a bit of an ambitious and possibly rather shortsighted statement to be made on my part, especially seeing as he keeps getting better and better with each new work he publishes, and seeing as I have not (yet) read the work of every author out there, but still...
In traipsing around the web this morning, I've come across the website for the Musee Mecanique in San Francisco. The "Drunk In A Graveyard" Automaton is apparently located there... I say apparently because I've been watching YouTube videos from this place all morning, and no one has taken any video of it.
*Sigh*. I'm going to have to go there, aren't I? Just to get down to the truth of it all. Well, I stand firm. I will not be denied in my quest for this essentially useless but ever so cool bit of information. This is the same slightly masochistic set of instincts that's someday going to require me to visit the House on the Rock...
Seriously, go check out the link for this place. Play this music:
...while you watch the compilation of their favorite YouTube videos. You'll have nightmares for weeks - well, I will, anyway... The yummy kind that make for great stories.
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Item of Interest #3:
Neither here nor there, but it looked cool enough to mention: There's a zoo in Germany that houses a handful of Spectacled Bears. These bears have apparently lost all their fur as winter approaches, exactly when they should be growing a really thick coat. That's not the interesting part.
The interesting part is this: naked bears look like something out of the Pleistocene, almost sloth-like.
These kinds of things pique my interest; they're ways to think about something you see everyday, in a new, maybe almost alien light.
Okay, all. I'm off to pick up the Hiatt family scion from school, taking the Gargantupuppy with me for a bit of breeze up her might snoot.
Ciao, 'n shit...
Thursday, November 05, 2009
11/05/2009 - Baby Steps
Oh, the horror...
Actually, I found Paul Mounet's NY Times Obit. He died in his "domicile" at 75 of a heart attack, hardly to be considered an "unusual circumstance". As he was 75 years old, and the authorities knew he was dead in his apartment, one has to make the assumption that someone got concerned and went to check on him, which means they had to find his dead body and then go tell the police about it. So, Q.E.D, he died of KNOWN circumstances and his body WAS indeed found.
People will believe anything, and they'll believe it from anyone who cares to open their mouth and say the anything. Sheesh.
Let's see, what other interesting things are going on today?
Elise is undergoing a paradigm shift in her thinking. She said to me the other day, "I told myself I wasn't going to get up from my chair until I'd finished this page of my homework." She didn't say this to impress me, or because she thought it was what I wanted to hear. She just said it, matter-of-factly, whilst sitting in her "tv" chair with her spelling list in her lap.
Wow... And last night she was excited for me to test her on her spelling words. She's happy to go to school again, and even enjoys going to her tutoring classes an hour before regular school starts! This is compared to last year at this time, when someone was mean to her every single day, and she'd come home every afternoon to recite the litany of who stole and crumpled her paper, who tripped her, who yelled at her, who told her she was ugly, etc etc. Freakin' nightmare!
This shift in thinking tells me one very important thing: she's beginning to take ownership of her homework, and she's enjoying the sense of accomplishment she gets from doing it right. We have a mantra that we repeat, as a joke, whenever she does something really well: "Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Berkeley... Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Berkeley". Now I'm starting to weigh the crucial questions in my mind: Who do I root for, come football season? Harvard Crimson, Yale Bulldogs, Stanford Cardinal or Berkeley Bears?
Jeff is rooting for Annapolis. I dunno 'bout that one. Their mascot is a funky goat...
And before you get that look, no, I am NOT one of those weird moms that pushes their kid to achieve grand things as a reflection of the parent's worth...
I'm one of those weird moms that wants their kid to grow up rich enough to support them when they get old.
Priorities, people!
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And now for something completely different. I found the following when, for some obscure reason or other I went through my YouTube saved videos.
Monrose. (I keep wanting to call them Montrose. Silly me. Ronnie is going to be upset when he hears.)
"What You Don't Know": I love this song, for all it falls in that category of "Unrequited Love", a subject that should give any intelligent adult the heebie jeebies. When you have an unrequited love and you finally break down and tell them how you feel about them, this song does NOT accurately describe the results. On top of that, the video they did is such a complete "Sixth Sense" rip-off, and does not jive even slightly with the subject of the song, that I find it completely off-putting.
Which is a shame because it's actually an incredibly cool song and really hit my "unrequited love" buttons, hence my initial "heebie jeebie" reaction. Unrequited love BAD. Requited love not much better. Nobody can live up to the towering set of expectations generated by UL.
And BTW, I've experienced UL twice in my life, both times many years ago, and all I can say is thank GOD it's (probably) never going to happen again, because it sucks just about as much as anything can.
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Okay, now I'm gettin' maudlin. Time to continue my search for magazine markets for some of my short stories. So there.
Fantasy & Science Fiction Magazine. Whadya think? Beezy might find a home there. And Cat Fancy? That would be a good home for Agnus Dei.
Fantasy & Science Fiction... Wow, that would really be something, to get published there. We're talking Isaac freakin' "Holy of Holies" Asimov, Harlan Ellison... If you're going to dream, dream stupidly big, is what I always say.
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Another off-the-wall thought: Am I the only person who had never before heard the term WOACA (Women Of A Certain Age)?
To quote the nicely-rounded definition by Adrienne Martini :
"WOACA means those who are past the knitty-gritty of childbearing (yet may still have children under age 18) but not yet old enough to qualify as a crone."
I didn't realize there was an age bracket to fit me. I knew there had to be one that I fit into better than "Soccer Mom" at any rate, which is how I've usually described myself. WOACA. "Whoa-kah". There's even fashion for us WOACA's.
Found a nasty reference - Asswipe person from a blog, now defunct, entitled "Twenty-One Minutes":
"Two old WOACAs just came in and perched on the only two vacant chairs left in the Starbucks – said chairs which happen to be far too close to the bratty kids for these over-dressed and under-sexed ladies’s tastes. These old birds are giving the teen-agers some nasty looks. Think “I found six and a half roaches in my sandwich” nasty looks. That kind of nasty."
Wow. They just can't keep their derision to themselves, can they?And it kind of ALL runs to the tragedy displayed above; snide, hackneyed, and small-minded dialogue about completely unengaging happenings at Starbuck's. Worse yet, I think this dubious poet is hanging out at the Starbucks that's actually quite close to our house, on North First. Oh well. Probably just as well they stopped writing after a few months.
Anyway, Woacas. New word of the day. I guess it'll have to do till something better comes along.
Actually, I found Paul Mounet's NY Times Obit. He died in his "domicile" at 75 of a heart attack, hardly to be considered an "unusual circumstance". As he was 75 years old, and the authorities knew he was dead in his apartment, one has to make the assumption that someone got concerned and went to check on him, which means they had to find his dead body and then go tell the police about it. So, Q.E.D, he died of KNOWN circumstances and his body WAS indeed found.
People will believe anything, and they'll believe it from anyone who cares to open their mouth and say the anything. Sheesh.
Let's see, what other interesting things are going on today?
Elise is undergoing a paradigm shift in her thinking. She said to me the other day, "I told myself I wasn't going to get up from my chair until I'd finished this page of my homework." She didn't say this to impress me, or because she thought it was what I wanted to hear. She just said it, matter-of-factly, whilst sitting in her "tv" chair with her spelling list in her lap.
Wow... And last night she was excited for me to test her on her spelling words. She's happy to go to school again, and even enjoys going to her tutoring classes an hour before regular school starts! This is compared to last year at this time, when someone was mean to her every single day, and she'd come home every afternoon to recite the litany of who stole and crumpled her paper, who tripped her, who yelled at her, who told her she was ugly, etc etc. Freakin' nightmare!
This shift in thinking tells me one very important thing: she's beginning to take ownership of her homework, and she's enjoying the sense of accomplishment she gets from doing it right. We have a mantra that we repeat, as a joke, whenever she does something really well: "Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Berkeley... Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Berkeley". Now I'm starting to weigh the crucial questions in my mind: Who do I root for, come football season? Harvard Crimson, Yale Bulldogs, Stanford Cardinal or Berkeley Bears?

And before you get that look, no, I am NOT one of those weird moms that pushes their kid to achieve grand things as a reflection of the parent's worth...
I'm one of those weird moms that wants their kid to grow up rich enough to support them when they get old.
Priorities, people!
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And now for something completely different. I found the following when, for some obscure reason or other I went through my YouTube saved videos.
Monrose. (I keep wanting to call them Montrose. Silly me. Ronnie is going to be upset when he hears.)
"What You Don't Know": I love this song, for all it falls in that category of "Unrequited Love", a subject that should give any intelligent adult the heebie jeebies. When you have an unrequited love and you finally break down and tell them how you feel about them, this song does NOT accurately describe the results. On top of that, the video they did is such a complete "Sixth Sense" rip-off, and does not jive even slightly with the subject of the song, that I find it completely off-putting.
Which is a shame because it's actually an incredibly cool song and really hit my "unrequited love" buttons, hence my initial "heebie jeebie" reaction. Unrequited love BAD. Requited love not much better. Nobody can live up to the towering set of expectations generated by UL.
And BTW, I've experienced UL twice in my life, both times many years ago, and all I can say is thank GOD it's (probably) never going to happen again, because it sucks just about as much as anything can.
-------------------------------------------
Okay, now I'm gettin' maudlin. Time to continue my search for magazine markets for some of my short stories. So there.
Fantasy & Science Fiction Magazine. Whadya think? Beezy might find a home there. And Cat Fancy? That would be a good home for Agnus Dei.
Fantasy & Science Fiction... Wow, that would really be something, to get published there. We're talking Isaac freakin' "Holy of Holies" Asimov, Harlan Ellison... If you're going to dream, dream stupidly big, is what I always say.
-------------------------------
Another off-the-wall thought: Am I the only person who had never before heard the term WOACA (Women Of A Certain Age)?
To quote the nicely-rounded definition by Adrienne Martini :
"WOACA means those who are past the knitty-gritty of childbearing (yet may still have children under age 18) but not yet old enough to qualify as a crone."
I didn't realize there was an age bracket to fit me. I knew there had to be one that I fit into better than "Soccer Mom" at any rate, which is how I've usually described myself. WOACA. "Whoa-kah". There's even fashion for us WOACA's.
Found a nasty reference - Asswipe person from a blog, now defunct, entitled "Twenty-One Minutes":
"Two old WOACAs just came in and perched on the only two vacant chairs left in the Starbucks – said chairs which happen to be far too close to the bratty kids for these over-dressed and under-sexed ladies’s tastes. These old birds are giving the teen-agers some nasty looks. Think “I found six and a half roaches in my sandwich” nasty looks. That kind of nasty."
Wow. They just can't keep their derision to themselves, can they?And it kind of ALL runs to the tragedy displayed above; snide, hackneyed, and small-minded dialogue about completely unengaging happenings at Starbuck's. Worse yet, I think this dubious poet is hanging out at the Starbucks that's actually quite close to our house, on North First. Oh well. Probably just as well they stopped writing after a few months.
Anyway, Woacas. New word of the day. I guess it'll have to do till something better comes along.
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
Tuesday Morning At The Kitchen Table

The picture to the right came from a Flickr group called, appropriately enough, "Ofrendas". It's from the site I linked to above...
I love the art of Dias de los Muertos. I've even dabbled in a polymer clay skeleton or two, thinking that it would be kind of fun to come up with a mold so I could make hanging ornaments out of them. Now that's making me wonder where he's got to, my little skeleton man, and if I can complete the mold. Idea: what if I made a yearly ornament for family members? This year it could be a Dias de los Muertos skeleton. What about next year?
Wow, that's a good idea. I think I'll have to look into that, especially as we're dirt poor this year so actually BUYING things for people is going to be out of the question. Tra la la...
I've begun, and almost completed, a re-write of my Loki story - he's changed a bit, deepened as it were. Still a lot of work to go, and the big question remains, is he broad enough to carry a book on his shoulders, or is he going to stay a rather lengthy short story. Dunno. Again.

Yah know, I can't find a decent cat demon picture anywhere. The picture to the right... nope, sorry, I mean the OTHER right... Anyway, this is a nice piece of graffiti - teeth-grinding public menace or legitimate art form, you be the judge - from the Flickr page of gbalogh, taken in Toronto Canada.
I don't really conceive of Beezy as having huge bushy eyebrows, but beggars can't be choosers, and I don't want, at this particular time, to spend most of my day with my tongue in the corner of my lips, pencil firmly in paw, desperately trying to get the Beezmeister out of my brains and onto to paper. You're just going to have live with this until I do...
While trying to come up with a title for today's offering, I happened to recall my favorite book title of all time: "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" by Philip K. Dick. The book itself was not one of my favorites of all time - the basis for the movie "Blade Runner", it was, if anything, more bleak, and sans Harrison Ford and Rutger Hauer, but there you go, nobody gets everything, do they? Still, the title rocks, and labels are everything, aren't they?
Wow, okay, I did not know this, but:
"In addition to thirty-six novels, Dick wrote approximately 121 short stories, many of which appeared in science fiction magazines. Although Dick spent most of his career as a writer in near-poverty, nine of his stories have been adapted into popular films since his death, including Blade Runner, Total Recall, A Scanner Darkly and Minority Report. In 2005, TimeUbik one of the one hundred greatest English-language novels published since 1923"
Figures. Yet another in a long line of brilliant artists who had to descend into a state of physical decay before his work could be monetarily appreciated. Not that money is everything, but it's nice to pay the rent every now and again. Oh, and eat. That's one of my personal favorites, is eating.
And now for something completely different: here's a silly thing I found while perusing through Neil Gaiman's blog this morning: for your auditory enjoyment, I share with you - ta-DAH! - the Instant Rimshot. Wanna make a joke? Need a rimshot? Here you go then.
You're welcome.
Sunday, November 01, 2009
Because What Else Is 5:30am For?
I think I fell asleep sometime around 1am, and here I am, four and a half hours later, staring at my laptop screen wondering what the hell I ate. Sleep has been one bad dream after another tonight, something that usually doesn't happen to me. I dreamt sad, lonely things - a cavernous building in which I and my daughter were stuck, while water gushed in from the walls, the ceiling, everywhere. The rest I can't remember, but you know how you wake up with a feeling of desolation that you just can't shake all day long?
In other, better news, Elise is finally attending Don Callejon School.
(With all due apologies to Margaret Hamilton, whom I've long admired. She was, by all accounts, a wonderful woman who dedicated herself to bettering the lives of kids and animals, two of my favorite categories of person...)
Within her first week, her teacher had several suggestions to make to help get her back on track, after her tenure at George Mayne Elementary, including counseling to help address her levels of anxiety, a before-school tutoring program, analysis for potential learning disabilities, and a study group.
This is more help than she got all last year at her old school. She's once again happy to go to school each morning, she's thriving in a welcoming, bully-free environment, she's made friends, and she even enjoys the 6:55am tutoring sessions.
In other news... Well, there isn't too much. Had lunch with a wonderful lady, a friend of Jeff's from middle school named Julie Andrijeski. She was here for the World Fantasy Convention, and managed to find time on Friday to meet us. She's looking for an agent for her manuscript, which has shown me the next steps I need to take. Oddly, it seems a lot like looking for a job (well, duh, Ericka). Julie describes her process as sending out one new query every day.
Anyway, got a direction, yay, got deadlines, double yay... I'll keep you posted.
Oh yah, happy Dias De Los Muertos!

Ciao
In other, better news, Elise is finally attending Don Callejon School.
(With all due apologies to Margaret Hamilton, whom I've long admired. She was, by all accounts, a wonderful woman who dedicated herself to bettering the lives of kids and animals, two of my favorite categories of person...)
Within her first week, her teacher had several suggestions to make to help get her back on track, after her tenure at George Mayne Elementary, including counseling to help address her levels of anxiety, a before-school tutoring program, analysis for potential learning disabilities, and a study group.
This is more help than she got all last year at her old school. She's once again happy to go to school each morning, she's thriving in a welcoming, bully-free environment, she's made friends, and she even enjoys the 6:55am tutoring sessions.
In other news... Well, there isn't too much. Had lunch with a wonderful lady, a friend of Jeff's from middle school named Julie Andrijeski. She was here for the World Fantasy Convention, and managed to find time on Friday to meet us. She's looking for an agent for her manuscript, which has shown me the next steps I need to take. Oddly, it seems a lot like looking for a job (well, duh, Ericka). Julie describes her process as sending out one new query every day.
Anyway, got a direction, yay, got deadlines, double yay... I'll keep you posted.
Oh yah, happy Dias De Los Muertos!

Ciao
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