What have I accomplished so far today? Let's see...
1) Woke up at 8am. Jeff came in to give me a shake, but I'd also set my alarm. I'm tired of going to bed at 4am and then sleeping until 12pm. You feel like you've missed 99% of the day, and since most people have been awake for hours and hours before you, it turns out, you really HAVE.
2) Made coffee. I'm now blissfully over-caffeinated.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
(author unknown - with thanks and apologies to Frank Herbert original masterpiece, and picture courtesy of I Can Has Cheezburger, of course.)
3) Did dishes. Yup, that's right, you can all pick yourselves up off the floor now. Dishes have been done. The world has not ended. (Did I say I'd finished all of them? Did I? Pu-LEEZE!)
4) Played with Shar. We've had about five or six bouts with Rope Dolly, who's starting to show her age. Poor thing. I don't think a facelift is going to be any help at this stage.

5) Well, there isn't a five yet. Five is still to come. The big mission today is to go back to the Santa Clara Unified School District Offices and talk to them, yet again, about getting Elise back in school.
The score so far - last week I went to the SCUSD office and put my case before them, which was that Elise needed a spot in school, but she couldn't go back to George Mayne. They spent about ten minutes conferring between themselves, and then the receptionist lady came out and said, "Good news, they have room at Don Callejon".
WTF??
These are the same people who DENIED my intradistrict transfer not two weeks ago! I put this (gently) to the receptionist lady. She went back for more conferring. She came out with Brad Syth, Associate Superintendent of Human Resources, who said he'd just called Lisa Farmer at Don Callejon and confirmed there was space available in the third grade.
WTF some more... but okay. I'm not one to look a gift classroom in the mouth. We dutifully trotted off to George Mayne, got the paperwork signed, and took it Don Callejon.
Which was closed. Whatever. We came back the next day. Closed again.
*Sigh*. Are you seeing something of a pattern here? What exactly are my tax dollars paying for, EXACTLY?
We went back again the next day, and this time the office was open, BUT Lisa Farmer, secretary for the elementary school, was out. I handed the transfer paperwork to Aracelli Arreola, middle school secretary, who told me that Hans Barber was the only person who could sign the paperwork, and he was out for a week and a half.
WTF!?!?!?
The last intradistrict transfer, the one that was denied, was not signed by Hans Barber. I don't know who it was signed by, but the signature was not Hans Barber's.
So today I'm off to the district office yet again, this time to ask, politely of course, what I should do next, because let's not be blind here - we all know, I'm going to get that intradistrict transfer back and it's going to be denied, and then Elise will have missed ANOTHER month of school while asses are scratched and bureaucracy is nurtured.
Okay, time to put some food in my body, and then maybe take a shower. Elise got up with me, but fell back asleep again after breakfast. I think she's caught Grandma Doris's cold, so I'm letting her sleep for a while.
I'll try to update this later to let y'all know what happened at the district offices.
Toodles!
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Okay, update...
5-A) Stopped by the SCUSD offices, saw Sarah Herrara, the receptionist lady I had talked to last week. Told her my concerns, and she got me the business card of the Associate Superintendent guy, and told me if I had any problems, to have them call him directly.
*Phew*. Relief. 'Nuff said.
4-A) Stopped by Petsmart on the way back to see if the Banfield Vets office might weigh Shar. As it turns out, they would and they did. She was 69.9 the day Eden gave her to me, and 83.3 today. She's gotten a bit taller since July, but mostly now I think she's going to fill out. I'm projecting 120 pounds by the time she's a grownup, but we'll see. She is quite huge.
Okay, on to making dinner. Boring old chicken, rice and veggies. I'm so middle America sometimes, it hurts.